Saving the World (In Sensible Shoes)

Hugging trees in high heels since 2009.

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Posted by MSP at 3:56 PM

MSP: I'm a beauty editor turned freelance writer and stay-at-home mom (marissastapley.com/sageandlola.com). Most people think I'm funny, other people think I'm not and the odd person thinks I'm hilariously witty and should have my own show and bestselling book series. These people are either related to me, contractually bound to me, or my best friend. If a person walks past my kids on the street and doesn't give them a look that says, "Wow, those are some cute kids" I assume they're dead inside. I haven't bought a box of of plastic baggies since 2009, but I often steal them when I'm at my mom's house. I will never get over the fact that Gilmore Girls is no longer on television and that ASP didn't write the last season. I generally only cry when I'm alone. I take almost everything out on my husband, and he loves me anyway. Now that I don't go to an office every day, the number of pumps I own makes no sense. My daughter's favourite outfit is a pink batgirl costume and sometimes, she strokes my hair and says, "Mommy, I love you. You're so stylish and intelligent." My son's teacher recently thanked me for having him, because he's so awesome. That's a true story, and so are all of these.

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